On Saturday I wore a pair of jeans out to dinner. They didn't get dirty, so I carefully laid them out over the chair for wrinkle free safekeeping. On Sunday I put on the already once worn pair of jeans to run my errands. I went to Walmart, Target, and got gas. I came home, put the cold groceries away and then took one of the dogs on a walk. Upon returning home and putting away the remaining groceries I felt a little tickle on my leg. I began to panic a little bit thinking there may be some sort of insect or rodent in my pants (in hindsight the likelihood of a rodent in my pants was very slim). I shook out my pants leg with vigor hoping to kill whatever was in there. And then a pair of underwear fell out of my pants leg. I had shook with a vengeance and killed a pair of Victoria Secret black thongs. WTF?!
A, Had I worn the pants all day with the underwear stuck in the leg and not noticed?
B. Had I worn the pants on two separate occasions and not felt the hitchhiking panties?
Either they are really sneaky or I apparently have limited feeling in my legs. At least I didn't walk around all day with a pair of panties stuck on the back of my sweater or in a bunch.
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